Tuesday, November 17, 2009

quick takes: wvcb - 11/17/2009 (-15 points)

heather unruh - manages to make a story for the promising "female viagra" completely unsexy.  (-15 points)

the "female viagra" is an anti-depressant that targets the woman's brain to work its magic (instead of rushing a bunch of blood to the crotch).  that figures.  one side effect is dizziness.  personally, the "female viagra" this anchorman employs is several cc and gingers and some awkward conversation. 

ed harding - ed's looking haggard - with the emphasis on the hag.  especially from the side.  in HD, he and liz brunner look like they've kicked off a "grow an old, bony looking chin" contest.  and how does the breeze in the newscenter 5 studio only seem to muss ed's hair?   (-10 points)

eva longoria - awarded philanthropist of the year by the hollywood reporter.  probably from giving away all of those free boners. (10 points)

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Anchor Slang

Danger Cooper- Steve Cooper WHDH Channel 7

Nana Cook- Alice Cook WBZ Channel 4

Cupcake - Nicole Oliverio WHDH Channel 7

fine filipino - frances rivera

foxy franchise - maria stephanos

the girl with the curious hand - gail huff

the golden girls - the anchors at newscenter5 (ed harding included)

the missing moustache - dan hausle

to "ridley" the script - to roll up one's script into a tube and make a jerking off motion with it.

Team Blond- Anne Allread and Dylan Dryer

the third banana - mike dowling

wrong way randy - randy price

young skywalker - heather unruh