Tuesday, November 3, 2009

quick takes: wbz - 11/3/2009 65 points

tuesday night - no time-sucking ncis marathon on usa.

so over to 'bz...

karen anderson - it's the first time i've noticed karen.  i was too busy listening to her story to check her out.  maybe this is good in some way?  she's in roxbury covering today's election and possibility menino's unprecedented fifth fucking term.  footage of flaherty and yoon and a rare street interview with a woman actually able to articulate decent, clear reasons for her support of menino.  this is not intended to be a shot at women - just at people in general.  (5 points) 

hospital stabbing story - there are elements of honor, decency and class in this sad story.  (35 points)

lisa hughes - hits it out of the park every night.  she's head and shoulders above anyone when it comes to presenting a story with a genuine sense of really understanding it.  (35 points)

kate merrill - cities and towns installing cameras at traffic lights to forcefully take more money from taxpayers and non-taxpayers alike.  that's fucking great.  what's the over/under for the start of the revolution?  kate - you're awfully good...but today i'm shooting the messenger. (- 10 points)

steve burton - i just think he's a goof.  the state of number one sports anchors in boston is sad.  is twibell available? jesus, is roger twibell still alive?  does he even need to be?  maybe i should flip over to fox 25 just so i can have a reason to rip on butch stearns.  (-15 stuttering, unhelpful, distracting adjective points)

alice cook - typical pats mid-week report.  in each moment, alice's eyes manage to say, "back to you neumie."  i'm looking at her and thinking, "jeez, skaters age well...but then i remember nancy kerrigan and tonya harding.  alice - you keep on keeping on. (15 points)

2 comments:

Hermagoras said...

Just discovered you guys. Hilarious commentary. Agree with you about Lisa Hughes and Jack Williams: they're great, and Lisa's clothes are almost always wonderful. (I get depressed when Kate Merrill is subbing.)

Don't you think Jack just wants to pimp-slap that chipmunk Jon Keller across the studio sometimes? He tries so hard to keep the contempt from his face, but it shows in his eyes.

anchorman said...

it's sad because i remember keller being a decent to very good political reporter for the phoenix and the ch 56 news. he's become a silly lightweight who now borders on unwatchable.

which wu?

Anchor Slang

Danger Cooper- Steve Cooper WHDH Channel 7

Nana Cook- Alice Cook WBZ Channel 4

Cupcake - Nicole Oliverio WHDH Channel 7

fine filipino - frances rivera

foxy franchise - maria stephanos

the girl with the curious hand - gail huff

the golden girls - the anchors at newscenter5 (ed harding included)

the missing moustache - dan hausle

to "ridley" the script - to roll up one's script into a tube and make a jerking off motion with it.

Team Blond- Anne Allread and Dylan Dryer

the third banana - mike dowling

wrong way randy - randy price

young skywalker - heather unruh