Monday, November 16, 2009

quick takes: fox 25 morning news - 11/16/2009

kim carrigan has trouble saying "law school".  as a result, the fox 25 audience will think that they can get a post graduate degree in making picnic side dishes at the umass dartmouth school of slaw. (- 15 points)

cindy fitzgibbon - looks good in her grey tweed suit.  i dig cindy and her general on-air friendliness.  (15 points)

gene lavanchy - geno is well-liked by the blog because he was one of the last good #1 sports anchors in boston and also because we suspect he hates the loathsome john dennis.  this morning gene has a promo with dr. mehmet oz where they discuss the existence and location of the female prostate.  apparently it's where the G spot is.  (15 educational points)

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Anchor Slang

Danger Cooper- Steve Cooper WHDH Channel 7

Nana Cook- Alice Cook WBZ Channel 4

Cupcake - Nicole Oliverio WHDH Channel 7

fine filipino - frances rivera

foxy franchise - maria stephanos

the girl with the curious hand - gail huff

the golden girls - the anchors at newscenter5 (ed harding included)

the missing moustache - dan hausle

to "ridley" the script - to roll up one's script into a tube and make a jerking off motion with it.

Team Blond- Anne Allread and Dylan Dryer

the third banana - mike dowling

wrong way randy - randy price

young skywalker - heather unruh