Wednesday, November 18, 2009

quick takes: wcvb eye opener - 11/18/2009 - 20 points

in this week's editorial meeting, our editor-in-chief got on our asses about the lack of non-jedi coverage of wcvb.  i complained and as a result got stuck with writing 3 wcvb-related posts this week. 


admittedly, both channel 5 and necn get the short end of the stick when it comes to posts on this blog - with the exception of the ongoing "heather unruh looks like a young anakin skywalker" story.  we don't watch channel 5 much because our entire editorial staff is under the age of 60 - although dr. fever makes (a pretty lame) defense of the leader of the "preppy pair" mike lynch.


so here's the second of 3 obligatory posts on newscenter 5: 

bianca de la garza - the image of bianca in a red t-shirt from her ill-fated home segment at fox 25 remains burned into my memory.  this morning she looks good at the desk with "wrong way" randy price.  her delivery of the "female viagra" story is a significant improvement over heather's reading of it last night.  (+15 points and a singapore sling with a funny straw)   


j.c. monahan - i've never paid much attention to j.c.  this morning i'm impressed.  the blue sweater and black skirt totally work and as she stands to left of the anchor desk i spy a pair of shiny black f-me pumps.  (+ 30 points)

randy price - i think wrong way randy and ed harding have the same hairdresser.  (-15 points)

shiba russell - she's at the site of a gym shooting at the marshall school in dorchester.  a colleague of dr. fever's has been trying to sell us on shiba.  i just don't see it.  maybe this morning's cold temperatures froze her face. (- 10 points)


off topic - the sports hub's john wallach.  you aim the ball dude.  you aim the ball.

2 comments:

dshepard said...

there needs to be waaay more coverage of christa del camp. i used to be a bianca de la garza and sarah underwood man, but christa rules my world now. MORE CHRISTA!!!!

anchorman said...

you got it. we will oblige next week.

which wu?

Anchor Slang

Danger Cooper- Steve Cooper WHDH Channel 7

Nana Cook- Alice Cook WBZ Channel 4

Cupcake - Nicole Oliverio WHDH Channel 7

fine filipino - frances rivera

foxy franchise - maria stephanos

the girl with the curious hand - gail huff

the golden girls - the anchors at newscenter5 (ed harding included)

the missing moustache - dan hausle

to "ridley" the script - to roll up one's script into a tube and make a jerking off motion with it.

Team Blond- Anne Allread and Dylan Dryer

the third banana - mike dowling

wrong way randy - randy price

young skywalker - heather unruh