Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Black on black crime

So I was talking to my Mom last night and she ask me a question about Heather Unruh that is quickly becoming one of the top items of discussion with the Anchored Team. She says "Johnny, why does Heather Unruh wear black on black all the time?" I don't know Mom. She is so depressing with the black pants suit and blazer. It’s like someone is trying to sabotage her  career in some kind of rejected plot for a bad sitcom . If she starts wearing black gloves then she truly has gone over to the Dark Side. I used the "She looks like a young Anakin Skywalker" line but it was lost on my Mom. Please Heather start with some color so you don't look like a white dot floating above a void.

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Anchor Slang

Danger Cooper- Steve Cooper WHDH Channel 7

Nana Cook- Alice Cook WBZ Channel 4

Cupcake - Nicole Oliverio WHDH Channel 7

fine filipino - frances rivera

foxy franchise - maria stephanos

the girl with the curious hand - gail huff

the golden girls - the anchors at newscenter5 (ed harding included)

the missing moustache - dan hausle

to "ridley" the script - to roll up one's script into a tube and make a jerking off motion with it.

Team Blond- Anne Allread and Dylan Dryer

the third banana - mike dowling

wrong way randy - randy price

young skywalker - heather unruh