Saturday, October 10, 2009

WBZ weekend

Watching Channel 4 weekend team is like watching a high school news cast. "Hey come on over. My parents are away. We can do a news program from our basement. Then get some beer." It would actually be much more interesting if they got the beer first. Weekend anchor Dawn Hasbrouck delivers today headlines with all the passion of a lazy cat. I bet her BFFs are Data from Star Trek and Daryl from the movie D.A.R.Y.L.
The one bright spot is the always friendly and personable meteorologist Sarah Wroblewski. A local girl made good. Sara would really like you to focus on her report and you do for about a minute till your realize she is trying to draw attention away from her top notch Russ Meyer rack. As her bio says she is an avid soccer fan. You know what that means, fantastic legs as well. She just has that "cute friend of your girlfriend" look that makes you want to date her instead of your current girlfriend. "Hey Sara would you like to go camping? I've got a bag of mushrooms."
Sadly she will never make it to the weekday news because she still has the "I just woke up and in desperate need of a new hair style" look. Please Sara drop by Mediocre Cuts and push Barry Burbank into a well deserved retirement.

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Anchor Slang

Danger Cooper- Steve Cooper WHDH Channel 7

Nana Cook- Alice Cook WBZ Channel 4

Cupcake - Nicole Oliverio WHDH Channel 7

fine filipino - frances rivera

foxy franchise - maria stephanos

the girl with the curious hand - gail huff

the golden girls - the anchors at newscenter5 (ed harding included)

the missing moustache - dan hausle

to "ridley" the script - to roll up one's script into a tube and make a jerking off motion with it.

Team Blond- Anne Allread and Dylan Dryer

the third banana - mike dowling

wrong way randy - randy price

young skywalker - heather unruh