Saturday, October 10, 2009

quick takes: 7 news - 10/10/2009 28 points

janet wu and dave kartunen are at the anchor desk tonight.

dave kartunen - tonight's suit is not helped by HD.  it's like he stumbled into my dad's old chalkline jack tripper style and canned laughter ensued.  i don't know what kind of name "kartunen" is - but when i look at dave - i suspect he's at least 25% duck. (-7 quacky points)

janet wu - she's cute as can be.  blue seems to be the color of the week.  (15 points)

michelle relerford looks fan-frigging-tastic in her banana yellow fall jacket.  good call.  with the zakim bridge in the background - michelle's got the story of the guy who disappeared after the bruins game.  while the footage with the missing kid's fiance is very sad - michelle still makes this blogger very glad.  (25 points) 

rhett lewis - first time i've seen this guy.  sounds like a bit of a goof.  good thing he reads sports and not biopsy results.  rhett has a tendency to "ridley" his script a bit (see the anchor slang section at the bottom of this page).  i think there's a cure for that.   (- 5 points)

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which wu?

Anchor Slang

Danger Cooper- Steve Cooper WHDH Channel 7

Nana Cook- Alice Cook WBZ Channel 4

Cupcake - Nicole Oliverio WHDH Channel 7

fine filipino - frances rivera

foxy franchise - maria stephanos

the girl with the curious hand - gail huff

the golden girls - the anchors at newscenter5 (ed harding included)

the missing moustache - dan hausle

to "ridley" the script - to roll up one's script into a tube and make a jerking off motion with it.

Team Blond- Anne Allread and Dylan Dryer

the third banana - mike dowling

wrong way randy - randy price

young skywalker - heather unruh