Huffing isn't all bad

So after our weekly meeting at the Anchored2tv penthouse Anchorman posted his findings to many improtant Gail Huff questions. Let me also give my answers.

1. Was Huff hot back in the day? Unquestionably YES! It doesn't take A Digney Fignus or even a Dexy Midnight Runner to see that in the 80s Gail Huff was top shelf hott. Were she that age in the 2000s she would be a reality TV star and be working at Fox 25.

2. Is Huff currently hot? Absolutely not! If time heals all wounds, then it also creates a few new ones.

3. If tonight you saw her alone in a bar, how many drinks would it take before you put on the full court press? Well if it were beer-72. CC and Ginger-32. Martinis-27. Jello shots-1527. Jameson shots- 65 (I have a natural tolerance to Jameson). I could go on but in any category, I would reach the point of having my stomach pumped first.

4. How will the Curious Hand story affect your watching of Huff reports in the future?- Well it does make her seem somewhat fun and human. As her reports now are devoid of emotion or human reaction. I know reporters should be objective and cold but its nice to see a glimpse of a soul every now and then. In the end it will confuse me more.

5. Is the Crunch Wrap Supreme the perfect eating while driving food? Oh yeah it is. Its good to go. The Taco Bell kitchen scientists are some of the most underrated researchers in the world. Six ingredients and still they come up with new foods. They must be from M.I.T.

6. Why can't Broken Lizard recapture the magic of Super Troopers? I keep hoping so. But all movies after ST are really bad. Alright Beerfest was OK. But its like when you see your friend's band. You force yourself to like them even when they are bad.The one constant bright spot is the always money Kevin Heffernan who played Officer Farva in ST. Even in the Dukes of Hazard he was good and that movie was horrible. So they've done what any group does when they are out of ideas, they are making a sequel of their only good film. Super Troopers 2 due out in 2011. Oh the humanity.