Wednesday, October 28, 2009

quick takes: 7news - 10/28/2009 - 60 points

christa delcamp: i'll tell you - it has been one hot pregnancy for christa.  her red dress makes her look like a yummy red wrapped lindt truffle.  unfortunately, on this day she pronounces U2 with the emphasis on the U (You-too) much like ESPN anchors pronounce UMass "U-mass".  (15 points for the hot hot hot pregnancy) 

matt lorch: apparently matt is the king of the arcane adam sandler fact.  in discussing the upcoming adam sandler flick where he dresses like a woman - matt pulls a quick reference to sandler's SNL Gap Girls sketch out of his ass. (5 points)

victoria warren: there are few sights as beautiful as vicky with a new england autumn as a backdrop.  give vicky a stand up in front of an old covered bridge and i will die happy.  i want to give her a thermos of hot chocolate and rumplemintz and a big fat doobie.  then we'd go for a walk in the woods while tossing sticks to a black lab.  uh, where was i?  today's footage includes her interviewing a guy while she's sitting on a sofa.  from this angle vicky's trailer looks just right. (15 relieved points)

frances rivera: the fine filipino in a dark brown leather dress.  oh, yes. (25 points)

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Anchor Slang

Danger Cooper- Steve Cooper WHDH Channel 7

Nana Cook- Alice Cook WBZ Channel 4

Cupcake - Nicole Oliverio WHDH Channel 7

fine filipino - frances rivera

foxy franchise - maria stephanos

the girl with the curious hand - gail huff

the golden girls - the anchors at newscenter5 (ed harding included)

the missing moustache - dan hausle

to "ridley" the script - to roll up one's script into a tube and make a jerking off motion with it.

Team Blond- Anne Allread and Dylan Dryer

the third banana - mike dowling

wrong way randy - randy price

young skywalker - heather unruh