and i'll Huff....and i'll puff...

wow!

yesterday we were in lockdown crisis mode at the blog after the gail huff/digney fignus story broke.  the anchored2tv team called an all night emergency session in the opulent anchored2tv offices to review the "curious hand" video and the somewhat limited youtube archive of huff reports.  we also watched "super troopers" and did some jello shots.  i woke up around 4 this morning on the floor of gerald's office with my cheek stuck to a half eaten crunchwrap supreme.   

the points debated were:

* was huff hot back in the day?
* is huff currently hot?
* if tonight you saw her alone in a bar, how many drinks would it take before you put on the full court press to get her back to your place?
* how will the curious hand story affect your watching of huff reports in the future?

also discussed were:

* is the crunchwrap supreme the perfect eating while driving food?
* why can't broken lizard recapture the magic of super troopers?


while i will not share the opinions of the rest of the anchored2tv team (that's up to them), here were my contributions to the debate:

* was huff hot?

are you kidding me? most definitely.  i call your attention specifically to 1:31, 2:02, 2:15, 3:07 and 3:20 in the "curious hand" video:




* is huff currently hot?  

no - but not from lack of effort.  as i have written previously - she is putting up a good fight against father time but gravity is not her friend.  below is the report of gail participating in a navy seal fitness test back in 2007:



not hot - but not bad either.  a good ass is the toughest thing to maintain.  her sit ups at 0:24, chin ups at 0:55 and a bouncy run 'round the track at 0:58 are quite flattering.  the rear shot at 1:21 is not.


* how many drinks until i would make the full court press? 

my guess is 11 cc and gingers (and a divorce or two)...and she would have to be one of the more attractive women left in the bar.  maybe it would be at the end of a good wedding reception after one too many manhattans.

* how will the curious hand story affect your watching of huff reports in the future?

after watching the "curious hand" video approximately 10 times in last night's emergency session (and another 30 times at work) - i will be viewing future huff reports in a different light.  for one thing, the next time she gets shelby scott duty in worcester in the middle of a nor'easter, i will be looking carefully to see if she can melt the snow around her with the fleeting embers of her hotness.  i will also look to see how she holds the microphone to determine if her hands are indeed curious.


one thing for sure,  gail passed down some good genes: