Tuesday, October 13, 2009

i'd have a beer with... 10/13/2009

i'd have a beer with...

...jack williams and bruce schwoegler so we could talk about all of the boozin' that went on at wbz in the early eighties.  yep  - the three of us looking out on lake cochituate pounding tall boys and hearing what the hell went on at the scotch and sirloin after hours and how joyce kulhawik never ages. 

...team blonde and linda ergas - yessiree!  it's many funnels of bud light and maybe some tequila shots before hitting the slopes kennedy-style.

...david robichaud - backed with shots of whiskey so i can get the lowdown on his days at the phantom gourmet.  specifically i want to know if all of the andelman kids speak in those silly voices and insist on using adjectives like "crazy", "wacky" and "wild" when they are off the air. 

...mike wank-um - a six pack of coors to get him to open up about any funny nicknames he had as a child. 

...bianca de la garza - a pitcher of singapore slings 'cuz she's nearly single and 'bout ready to mingle.

...lisa hughes - several bottles of wine...then everything goes blank until i wake up in d.c. and see her blowing rails off of fawn hall's belly.

at least that's how i see it.

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Anchor Slang

Danger Cooper- Steve Cooper WHDH Channel 7

Nana Cook- Alice Cook WBZ Channel 4

Cupcake - Nicole Oliverio WHDH Channel 7

fine filipino - frances rivera

foxy franchise - maria stephanos

the girl with the curious hand - gail huff

the golden girls - the anchors at newscenter5 (ed harding included)

the missing moustache - dan hausle

to "ridley" the script - to roll up one's script into a tube and make a jerking off motion with it.

Team Blond- Anne Allread and Dylan Dryer

the third banana - mike dowling

wrong way randy - randy price

young skywalker - heather unruh