Thursday, October 8, 2009

quick takes: 7 news - 10/08/2009 37 points

frances rivera - methinks a hairbrush must stroke the fine filipino's tresses over 1000 times a day - a commitment to excellence that's loved and respected by us at the blog.    A++ on tonight's form-fitting, dark teal-ish sweater with the ruffled front.  aye carumba!  the 7news emphasis on the standing anchor plays right into the rivera wheelhouse.   her "hip to the side" stance deserves a key to the city.  she should do well in next week's power rankings - as usual.  (30 excited points)  

kim khazei - she can read off a teleprompter deliver the news and she's technically pretty.  but she also looks like she could kick my ass - and not in the good way.  a fistful of points for tonight's suit jacket.  (7 points)

1 comment:

Dr. Johnny Fever said...

Somehow Kim has the ability to have her hair, skin and jacket all be the same color. I'm sure the hair and make up department is over stocked with "Dunkin Donuts regular brown"

which wu?

Anchor Slang

Danger Cooper- Steve Cooper WHDH Channel 7

Nana Cook- Alice Cook WBZ Channel 4

Cupcake - Nicole Oliverio WHDH Channel 7

fine filipino - frances rivera

foxy franchise - maria stephanos

the girl with the curious hand - gail huff

the golden girls - the anchors at newscenter5 (ed harding included)

the missing moustache - dan hausle

to "ridley" the script - to roll up one's script into a tube and make a jerking off motion with it.

Team Blond- Anne Allread and Dylan Dryer

the third banana - mike dowling

wrong way randy - randy price

young skywalker - heather unruh