quick takes: wbz - 10/20/2009 - 75 points

jack williams - he's jack williams, dammit.  (35 dignified points)

lisa hughes - lisa - me love you long time - going way back to your reports from ground zero immediately after 9/11.

in lisa's 9/11 reports, she demonstrated a special blend of poise, focus and appropriate reverence.  her more casual look during these reports was a revelation.  as dr. fever indicated in a recent post - lisa conveys a knowledge and understanding of what's she's reading and her banter with the rest of the anchor desk is always natural, informed and comfortable.      

i have collected 5 autographs in my life.  my autographed picture of lisa hughes is the only one that is not from a touring pornstar...or ron jeremy.  on it she wrote: thanks for watching.

no lisa, thank you.  (40 poised points)

mother and son picking and eating poisonous mushrooms - what idiots.  leave the mushrooms to dr. fever and sarah wrobeleski in an army surplus tent at the base of mt. monadnock..    (-10 points for stupidity).

piling on the balloon dad continues (10 points)