joe amorosino - joe has the breaking news of mark mcgwire finally admitting to using steroids. of course big mac's lawyers and handlers dipped in the wells of andy petitte and rodney harrison: i did it to get back with my teammates. steroids didn't help my performance - they helped me recover from injuries. this admission is crafted for the HOF voters. i want a confession. i want something along the lines of "i took steroids so i could score a big fat contract". big mac? big douche. (- 583 points) joe amorosino doesn't lose his temper during this report. (17 points)
frances riveria - that's a nice black dress with all those buttons. i want to walk my fingers up and down those buttons, 1 black button, 2 black buttons, 3 black buttons...shit, how do you get chicken wing fingerprints off of an LCD?i am having this picture of the creamy necked frances and linda ergas airbrushed to my bedroom ceiling as soon as i can convince my wife that it is an authentic, victorian detail.
do people even go to jail for things like this anymore? scary - i have no friggin' idea.
thank goodness linda ergas looks like a toasty muffin this evening. (35 points)
christa delcamp - tonight christa is telling me about a group who rescues greyhounds. the story cites the delightful qualities of greyhounds - how they're gentle, quiet and like long walks. the folks interviewed fail to mention that greyhounds are so friggin' tall that when you're sitting down, the greyhound is shooting its dog food farts at face level. sadly, i'm speaking from experience.
as for christa - tonight her lips and cheeks look, well - unnaturally plump. overall, it's been a banner pregnancy for christa in the looks department. i bet it's the best pregnancy she has all year. (25 points)
kim khazei - k2 made a passing reference to hanging out with shawn thornton's family. what the heck is going on over at 7news?
pete bouchard - the best weatherman in the city uses the word "freaky". (5 points)
joe amorosino - redux - joe's at the garden. a girl is practicing the national anthem in the background while joe tries to speak. joe somehow manages not to go apeshit during his report. (23 points)
rhett lewis - patriots. tonight rhett is sporting a shadow of a mustache that's about the closest thing i've seen to a real life durty sanchez. (-15 points)
5 comments:
no post ever discussed vicky's underwear problem from last month, when she accidentally showed part of her bra? i'm shocked that was never mentioned and points weren't distributed.
I too saw Joe's Garden shot with the National Anthem - not sure which was more disappointing: that Joe seemed pissed they were interrupting his 1 minute sports report, or that Kim literally forgot the name of the song being sung (it's the National Anthem).
joe's a coiled spring. one of these days...well, it won't be pretty.
i'm sad to hear that i missed seeing part of vicky's bra on tv. i'll give her 1,000 points if she does it again.
considering it's winter and vicky is outside every day i find it hard to believe that in december she showed her bra. i think the previous poster should lose points for false hope.
no, she was inside a mall around christmas time (for the shopping stories) and as she was stepping out of view of the camera, to show the shoppers, she was fixing her microphone and accidentally pulled her sweater a little, and her left bra strap was visible. hey, i wouldn't make that up.
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