With all the gloom I'm feeling surrounding the worst Patriots game since the Giants Super Bowl, I was happy to find a
cream filling. Believe it or not it comes from high school news station NECN's sports department. Or should I say Comcast SportsNet sports reporter
Jackie Pepper. Sweet, brunette, California born, University of Arizona educated Jackie Pepper. That resume just screams "I look great in a bikini." She delivers an adequate report and some day will replace the woman who replaces
Suzie Kolber. That day can not come fast enough. I wish Suzie's career ended with the
Joe Namath interview. Ms. Pepper bears a striking resemblance to
Poison Ivy 2 star Alyssa Milano but with a deeper voice. For some reason a deeper voice lends creditability to a woman sports reporter. It also makes you think she might be a lesbian. Actually that might be the same reason. In the case of Jackie Pepper I like to think it means she enjoys an appetizer of loaded nachos before her bacon cheese burger.
1 comment:
Great post today, Johnny.
Say, could you play those dogs that bark Jingle Bells?
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