Showing posts with label University of Arizona. Show all posts
Showing posts with label University of Arizona. Show all posts

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Fresh Ground Pepper


With all the gloom I'm feeling surrounding the worst Patriots game since the Giants Super Bowl, I was happy to find a cream filling. Believe it or not it comes from high school news station NECN's sports department. Or should I say Comcast SportsNet sports  reporter Jackie Pepper. Sweet, brunette, California born, University of Arizona educated Jackie Pepper. That resume just screams "I look great in a bikini." She delivers an adequate report and some day will replace the woman who replaces Suzie Kolber. That day can not come fast enough. I wish Suzie's career ended with the Joe Namath interview. Ms. Pepper bears a striking resemblance to Poison Ivy 2 star Alyssa Milano but with a deeper voice. For some reason a deeper voice lends creditability to a woman sports reporter. It also makes you think she might be a lesbian. Actually that might be the same reason. In the case of Jackie Pepper I like to think it means she enjoys an appetizer of loaded nachos before her bacon cheese burger.

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Anchor Slang

Danger Cooper- Steve Cooper WHDH Channel 7

Nana Cook- Alice Cook WBZ Channel 4

Cupcake - Nicole Oliverio WHDH Channel 7

fine filipino - frances rivera

foxy franchise - maria stephanos

the girl with the curious hand - gail huff

the golden girls - the anchors at newscenter5 (ed harding included)

the missing moustache - dan hausle

to "ridley" the script - to roll up one's script into a tube and make a jerking off motion with it.

Team Blond- Anne Allread and Dylan Dryer

the third banana - mike dowling

wrong way randy - randy price

young skywalker - heather unruh