quick takes: wbz - 10/20/2009 - 75 points

jack williams - he's jack williams, dammit.  (35 dignified points)

lisa hughes - lisa - me love you long time - going way back to your reports from ground zero immediately after 9/11.

in lisa's 9/11 reports, she demonstrated a special blend of poise, focus and appropriate reverence.  her more casual look during these reports was a revelation.  as dr. fever indicated in a recent post - lisa conveys a knowledge and understanding of what's she's reading and her banter with the rest of the anchor desk is always natural, informed and comfortable.      

i have collected 5 autographs in my life.  my autographed picture of lisa hughes is the only one that is not from a touring pornstar...or ron jeremy.  on it she wrote: thanks for watching.

no lisa, thank you.  (40 poised points)

mother and son picking and eating poisonous mushrooms - what idiots.  leave the mushrooms to dr. fever and sarah wrobeleski in an army surplus tent at the base of mt. monadnock..    (-10 points for stupidity).

piling on the balloon dad continues (10 points)

WBZ weekend

Watching Channel 4 weekend team is like watching a high school news cast. "Hey come on over. My parents are away. We can do a news program from our basement. Then get some beer." It would actually be much more interesting if they got the beer first. Weekend anchor Dawn Hasbrouck delivers today headlines with all the passion of a lazy cat. I bet her BFFs are Data from Star Trek and Daryl from the movie D.A.R.Y.L.
The one bright spot is the always friendly and personable meteorologist Sarah Wroblewski. A local girl made good. Sara would really like you to focus on her report and you do for about a minute till your realize she is trying to draw attention away from her top notch Russ Meyer rack. As her bio says she is an avid soccer fan. You know what that means, fantastic legs as well. She just has that "cute friend of your girlfriend" look that makes you want to date her instead of your current girlfriend. "Hey Sara would you like to go camping? I've got a bag of mushrooms."
Sadly she will never make it to the weekday news because she still has the "I just woke up and in desperate need of a new hair style" look. Please Sara drop by Mediocre Cuts and push Barry Burbank into a well deserved retirement.