quick takes: 7 news at 4pm - 12/3/2009

frances rivera - the fine filipino is wearing a white blouse with a high fluffy ruffled collar.  i haven't seen an outfit like this since i played the harpsichord at the whig party ball.  she looks like a member of the upper crust.  frances has a lot of trouble pronouncing "six pack" on the sopporo "space beer" story.  she does manage to say "juvenile humpback" properly.  (-15 unsexy points)

victoria warren - vicky's in lawrence with some story about embezzlement by a court clerk - to the tune of $12k a week.  i can't take my eyes off of vicky.  she's making my best of the week list for sure.  (40 points)

elin woods - i never realized how nice tiger woods' wife's breasts are.  maybe it's the kids.  (2 round points)

janet wu - the good wu is in worcester for the 10th anniversary of the warehouse fire that killed 6 firefighters.  the wind keeps blowing janet's hair gently across her cheek.  (15 points)

pill brownies? there seems to be some confusion at the columbus school in medford.  someone put pills in some brownies that were eaten by a couple of students.  jeez, i've told these kids a thousand times - put pot in the brownies...and scarf pills down like tic tacs.  as a bonus, this story has some great medford accents during the "on the street interviews".  i'm pretty sure i'd fund a museum of medford accents.

does anyone else dig the "national floors direct" chick?  she's got nicer breasts the elin woods and looks sort of like a hotter Cindy Fitzgibbon.

kim khazei - k2 says "drug fueled sex game" and "unlawful intercourse" in consecutive stories.  (30 points)

mike capuano - you will get my vote nevah, nevah, nevah.

sorboni banerjee - back in north andover as the fire dept gets to put their christmas sign back up.  after all the fuss - i was expecting a pretty sweet looking sign.  uh, nope.  hey sorboni, that is one sharp red leather jacket.   (12 days of pointage)

quick takes: 7 news - 10/08/2009 37 points

frances rivera - methinks a hairbrush must stroke the fine filipino's tresses over 1000 times a day - a commitment to excellence that's loved and respected by us at the blog.    A++ on tonight's form-fitting, dark teal-ish sweater with the ruffled front.  aye carumba!  the 7news emphasis on the standing anchor plays right into the rivera wheelhouse.   her "hip to the side" stance deserves a key to the city.  she should do well in next week's power rankings - as usual.  (30 excited points)  

kim khazei - she can read off a teleprompter deliver the news and she's technically pretty.  but she also looks like she could kick my ass - and not in the good way.  a fistful of points for tonight's suit jacket.  (7 points)