in this week's editorial meeting, our editor-in-chief got on our asses about the lack of non-jedi coverage of wcvb. i complained and as a result got stuck with writing 3 wcvb-related posts this week.
admittedly, both channel 5 and necn get the short end of the stick when it comes to posts on this blog - with the exception of the ongoing "heather unruh looks like a young anakin skywalker" story. we don't watch channel 5 much because our entire editorial staff is under the age of 60 - although dr. fever makes (a pretty lame) defense of the leader of the "preppy pair" mike lynch.
so here's the second of 3 obligatory posts on newscenter 5:
bianca de la garza - the image of bianca in a red t-shirt from her ill-fated home segment at fox 25 remains burned into my memory. this morning she looks good at the desk with "wrong way" randy price. her delivery of the "female viagra" story is a significant improvement over heather's reading of it last night. (+15 points and a singapore sling with a funny straw)
j.c. monahan - i've never paid much attention to j.c. this morning i'm impressed. the blue sweater and black skirt totally work and as she stands to left of the anchor desk i spy a pair of shiny black f-me pumps. (+ 30 points)
randy price - i think wrong way randy and ed harding have the same hairdresser. (-15 points)
shiba russell - she's at the site of a gym shooting at the marshall school in dorchester. a colleague of dr. fever's has been trying to sell us on shiba. i just don't see it. maybe this morning's cold temperatures froze her face. (- 10 points)
off topic - the sports hub's john wallach. you aim the ball dude. you aim the ball.
Showing posts with label mike lynch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mike lynch. Show all posts
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
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Anchor Slang
Danger Cooper- Steve Cooper WHDH Channel 7
Nana Cook- Alice Cook WBZ Channel 4
Cupcake - Nicole Oliverio WHDH Channel 7
fine filipino - frances rivera
foxy franchise - maria stephanos
the girl with the curious hand - gail huff
the golden girls - the anchors at newscenter5 (ed harding included)
the missing moustache - dan hausle
to "ridley" the script - to roll up one's script into a tube and make a jerking off motion with it.
Team Blond- Anne Allread and Dylan Dryer
the third banana - mike dowling
wrong way randy - randy price
young skywalker - heather unruh
Nana Cook- Alice Cook WBZ Channel 4
Cupcake - Nicole Oliverio WHDH Channel 7
fine filipino - frances rivera
foxy franchise - maria stephanos
the girl with the curious hand - gail huff
the golden girls - the anchors at newscenter5 (ed harding included)
the missing moustache - dan hausle
to "ridley" the script - to roll up one's script into a tube and make a jerking off motion with it.
Team Blond- Anne Allread and Dylan Dryer
the third banana - mike dowling
wrong way randy - randy price
young skywalker - heather unruh