Showing posts with label The Girlfriend Experiance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Girlfriend Experiance. Show all posts

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Theres a new sheriff in town...

And it ain't Reggie Hammond. The new Queen of Anchor Hotness is the woman who is having the best rebound since Claus von Bulow. The newly single and ready to mingle WCVB Channel 5's Bianca de la Garza. She is as tight and warm as a new ski boot. Her friendly "yeah I could probably hit that" vibe catapults her past the reining Queen the Fine Filipino Frances Rivera. Sorry Frances your cold fake Girlfriend Experience is growing very old like Liz Bruner.

So congratulations Bianca. remember Heavy is the head, and tight is the dress that wears the crown. Either way we all win. The only loser in this is David Wade. That guy has to show up as some event with Jessica Biel to rebound from his loss.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

My what beautiful hair you have.

Great new website at WHDH Channel 7. Some cool features like "Follow Sky 7" which is a great time waster at work. But what I love most is the video bios for the anchors. The whole redesign is worth it just to see Anne Allred and Dylan Dryer doing their hair together in Anne's bio. I bet they are gossipin' about boys and havin' pillow fights too.


Francis Rivera's video is peppered with clips of when she used to be a scene reporter. It's really just her showing off her angelic hair and how much she loves leather jackets. Looking at her hair I forget the Patriots lost to the Giants in the something something something. However, I still don't think we are getting to the real Francis here. I think we are getting the The Girlfriend Experience from her. Come on Francis, would it kill you to let on that you and Linda Ergas like to split a bottle of Kendall Jackson and shake it at an 80 Dance night?

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Anchor Slang

Danger Cooper- Steve Cooper WHDH Channel 7

Nana Cook- Alice Cook WBZ Channel 4

Cupcake - Nicole Oliverio WHDH Channel 7

fine filipino - frances rivera

foxy franchise - maria stephanos

the girl with the curious hand - gail huff

the golden girls - the anchors at newscenter5 (ed harding included)

the missing moustache - dan hausle

to "ridley" the script - to roll up one's script into a tube and make a jerking off motion with it.

Team Blond- Anne Allread and Dylan Dryer

the third banana - mike dowling

wrong way randy - randy price

young skywalker - heather unruh