Breaking news tonight from WCVB Channel 5's
Dr. Timothy Johnson. Evidently its better to have a dumpy fat ass than it is to have a beer belly. According to Dr.Timothy Johnson, the fat that collects in your ass is fat that would otherwise clog your arteries. Where as stomach fat is just happy lovable stomach fat. I guess we should call him professor,
Sir Mix Alot now.
So from this report I can conclude that;
1. I'm closer to death because my ass is too thin.
2. Dr. Timothy Johnson totally spaced on doing his report homework so he made some shit up.
It wouldn't be any more believable if
Dr.Nick Riviera had filed the report. He did go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College ya know.
