mark ockerbloom: mark talks about today's mix of rain and snow as well as the ice storm that "clobbered" new england exactly one year ago. mark says "clobbered" like andy brickley says "powah play".
sara underwood: mrs. felger is looking pretty darned good tonight. the serious black dress totally works. (20 points) on the story about the ct. calf with the cross on its head - she mistakenly refers to the calf as a "she" a couple of times. (-10 points) she looks a bit dazed, confused and momentarily disengaged during a stand up with mark and kevin lemanowicz and also ends up having to explain her ebay joke about the "cross calf". (-5 points) sara scores points with us at the anchor with the report on german researchers announcing that beer hops can help prevent prostate cancer. (99 foamy points)
erin hawksworth: today erin harksworth is erin hawtsworth as she looks hawt despite being bundled up like a little new england snow bunny. (65 points)
erin's got the story of willian viera's internet romance gone sour. soon after willian picked up 18 year old high school cheerleader (really?) nikita silva in his dodge intrepid it became clear to nikita that willian's intentions were a bit different than hers. willian's plan involved condoms...and i have no idea what nikita's plan involved. the resourceful la femme nikita averted further trouble (read: getting pawed further by viera) by calling 911 from her cell phone. police were able to locate willian's dodge intrepid via nikita's phone's GPS on the mass pike and set up a "rolling roadblock". seeing her opportunity for escape as the car slowed in traffic near the route 30 exit, nikita jumped out of the still moving car, spraining her ankle. a "civilian dispatcher" monitoring the situation located viera by way of some online database. viera was arrested at his natick home.
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