Tuesday, December 1, 2009

quick takes: 7 news at 6pm - 12/1/2009

frances riveria - she can even make black and grey look exciting. (15 points)

linda ergas - linda's looking rough and tough in leominster with the feel good story of the holiday season.  caesar cedino (sp?) was pulled over by police after running a red light in his van with his wife and three kids (ages 11, 7 and 4) along for the ride.  police say he was twice the legal limit.  



police also say that in addition to running a red light, caesar couldn't say the alphabet backwards, couldn't count to 30 and that caesar told them he had consumed 2 beers and 5 shots of captain morgan.

caesar's wife counters that the light caesar ran was yellow...not red, that nobody can say the alphabet backwards and that if her husband (who admitted to consuming 7 drinks) was drunk - she would not have let him behind the wheel.


caesar is being charged with child endangerment and havin' a little captain in him.

(20 rough and ready points for linda ergas)

(-22 points for caesar - the combined ages of his kids)


janet wu - the good wu is in chelmsford where 1 person in a roadside work crew was injured and another was killed when a car hit a dumpster truck and a jersey barrier.  oddly enough, there's no interview with the tiresome "deval patrick is against public safety" brigade.  i guess i need to wait for tomorrow's herald for that.  7 also has some footage of a couple of surviving work crew members looking pretty somber.

i'll say one thing:  the medflight chopper and the good wu are both pretty sweet looking.

victoria warren - victoria is looking wonderfully disheveled tonight in new hampshire.  she's covering the upcoming deployment of the nh national guard and its connection to tonight's obama afghanistan speech.  vicky's brown puppy dog eyes are perfect for this sad holiday story.

joe amorosino - joe's body language is just...tense.  i know tense - and joe's fucking tense.  a goddamn coiled spring.  look at his stiff arms as he gesticulates.  the camera men must be on eggshells.  i am relieved that no tantrum is thrown and nobody is injured during tonight's sportscast.

rhett lewis - rhett's in n'awlins reporting on the giant turd the pats laid in the superdome on monday night.  he appears to be losing a bit of his goofiness.  maybe some hurricanes from pat-o's mellowed him out. (5 points)

christa delcamp - how does she do it?  she's a tight round mound of a whole lotta yummy.  tonight she's got the story of the north andover fire dept being forced to take down their "merry christmas" sign because the town had previously refused to allow a local rabbi to put a menorah on the town common throughout hanukkah.   in other news, the boston globe still has its "happy kwanza" sign up.(35 plump points)

tonight 7 news plays footage of marilyn monroe smoking "a marijuana cigarette" in new jersey.

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Anchor Slang

Danger Cooper- Steve Cooper WHDH Channel 7

Nana Cook- Alice Cook WBZ Channel 4

Cupcake - Nicole Oliverio WHDH Channel 7

fine filipino - frances rivera

foxy franchise - maria stephanos

the girl with the curious hand - gail huff

the golden girls - the anchors at newscenter5 (ed harding included)

the missing moustache - dan hausle

to "ridley" the script - to roll up one's script into a tube and make a jerking off motion with it.

Team Blond- Anne Allread and Dylan Dryer

the third banana - mike dowling

wrong way randy - randy price

young skywalker - heather unruh