Sunday, January 3, 2010

Theres a new sheriff in town...

And it ain't Reggie Hammond. The new Queen of Anchor Hotness is the woman who is having the best rebound since Claus von Bulow. The newly single and ready to mingle WCVB Channel 5's Bianca de la Garza. She is as tight and warm as a new ski boot. Her friendly "yeah I could probably hit that" vibe catapults her past the reining Queen the Fine Filipino Frances Rivera. Sorry Frances your cold fake Girlfriend Experience is growing very old like Liz Bruner.

So congratulations Bianca. remember Heavy is the head, and tight is the dress that wears the crown. Either way we all win. The only loser in this is David Wade. That guy has to show up as some event with Jessica Biel to rebound from his loss.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

that is one fantastic pic of ms. bianca.

Anonymous said...

IS it true she as caught doing the pony ride in a motel with her cameraman and that is why Fox didn't pick up her contract and Wade divorced her?

which wu?

Anchor Slang

Danger Cooper- Steve Cooper WHDH Channel 7

Nana Cook- Alice Cook WBZ Channel 4

Cupcake - Nicole Oliverio WHDH Channel 7

fine filipino - frances rivera

foxy franchise - maria stephanos

the girl with the curious hand - gail huff

the golden girls - the anchors at newscenter5 (ed harding included)

the missing moustache - dan hausle

to "ridley" the script - to roll up one's script into a tube and make a jerking off motion with it.

Team Blond- Anne Allread and Dylan Dryer

the third banana - mike dowling

wrong way randy - randy price

young skywalker - heather unruh